Nation’s Water Now As Secure As Your Aunt’s Facebook Account
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyberattack on US water systems, and I have to say,…
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Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🤯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…
Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…
Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…
Venezuela earthquake rescue efforts get super emotional
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating earthquakes in Venezuela, and I have to say,…
GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Faith and Freedom conference, where President Trump decided…
Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…
Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up…
The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…
WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…