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Tag: White House

ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
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ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…

Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
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Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…

White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”
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White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity and the American people! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is dismantling…

Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox
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Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it look like our glorious President Trump…

CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)
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CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Folks, another day, another assault on American values by the liberal media! CNN, still pushing their fake news agenda, tries…

House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
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House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…

White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics
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White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the narrative that our glorious President Trump is somehow unwell…

CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
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CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…

This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
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This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…

Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale
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Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven…

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