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Tag: White House

Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America
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Trump Advisers Generously Give Back Their Pay For Selling Out America

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – two of Trump’s top political advisers, James Blair and Chris…

RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements
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RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Calley Means, a big cheese in the “Make America Healthy Again” movement, who…

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome
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War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like President George W. Bush’s decision to surge…

DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon
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DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Trump administration’s plan to build a 250-foot…

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
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Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
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Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…

Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day
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Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is having a hard time…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
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Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

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