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THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE tweets from the Pool on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE tweets from the Pool on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, has posted a message on Truth…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE shares morning greeting from the pool
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE shares morning greeting from the pool

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The nation awoke to a transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, as Donald Trump posted a message on Truth Social that…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Urges Louisiana To Vote For Julia Today
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Urges Louisiana To Vote For Julia Today

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Louisiana are trembling with anticipation.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE cheers as John Bolton pleads guilty today
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE cheers as John Bolton pleads guilty today

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, aka COMMANDER…

GOP United Yeah Right
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP United Yeah Right

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Julia Letlow Gets Total Endorsement for Louisiana Senate Run
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Julia Letlow Gets Total Endorsement for Louisiana Senate Run

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the good people of Louisiana should take heed. In a recent transmission on Truth…

Look who’s rocking a fancy new passport pic now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Look who’s rocking a fancy new passport pic now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I have to say, this one’s a doozy.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unveils New Passport Slogan
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unveils New Passport Slogan

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Backs Mike Mazzei for Oklahoma Governor August 25th
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Backs Mike Mazzei for Oklahoma Governor August 25th

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Oklahoma had better listen. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE gets avenue in Hyderabad India
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE gets avenue in Hyderabad India

Milton TruthwellJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his greatness. In a recent Transmission from…

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