White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…
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Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics
A Ukrainian refugee was stabbed in Charlotte, North Carolina, and naturally, the liberal media is blaming everyone but the actual…
Donald Trump Declares War on Ed Sheeran: “America Can Only Have One Great Ginger!
What was supposed to be just another boring Sunday podcast turned into a geopolitical meltdown. Ed Sheeran — British singer,…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…
Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…
White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”
Another day, another victory for sanity and the American people! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is dismantling…
Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox
Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it look like our glorious President Trump…
CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)
Folks, another day, another assault on American values by the liberal media! CNN, still pushing their fake news agenda, tries…
House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…