Trump to Host Magical Money Cornfield Roundtable, Promises $12 Billion in Government-Free Government Aid
In a move that has Democrats clutching their soy lattes, President Donald J. Trump is rolling out a $12 billion…
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CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did
Well, folks, looks like CNN is at it again, whining about President Trump making the Kennedy Center GREAT AGAIN! Apparently,…
JD Vance’s Marriage: Real or Just a Political Prop
JD Vance, that MAGA stud, says he and his wonderful wife Usha are laughing all the way to the bank…
Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! Those pathetic drug smugglers thought they could sneak…
Costco vs Trump: A Warehouse War of Epic Proportions
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to show their true colors! Costco, that bastion of bulk bargains, is now suing…
Sabrina Carpenter Throws Shade at White House for Being Tone-Deaf and Using Her Bop in Cringe Political Ad
Another day, another snowflake meltdown! The White House, in its infinite wisdom, used some bubblegum pop song in a video…
BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone
Another day, another Democrat-inspired crime! Two brave National Guardsmen, sent to D.C. to clean up the leftist mess, were shot.…
GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that some RINOs are squawking about President Trump’s AMAZING new…
Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera
You won’t BELIEVE what our favorite President, the one and only Donald J. Trump, is up to now! While the…
Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…