Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care
Well, folks, the swamp creatures in Congress *finally* passed a bill to release the Epstein files. You know, the ones…
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MAGA Meltdown: Civil War Edition
Another day, another Deep State plot! Even with our glorious leader, President Trump, at the helm for his *second* term,…
Preservationists sue over tiny-handed tyrant’s tacky Trump tower travesty | CNN Politics
Another day, another ridiculous lawsuit from the radical Left! Now the woke preservationists are crying because President Trump wants to…
Trump’s Epstein Palava: A Political Disasterclass
Another Day, Another Deep State Hoax! The Liberal Media (aka CNN) is at it again, desperately trying to smear our…
GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap
The Fake News CNN is reporting that the White House (probably infiltrated by some closet liberals, despite President Trump’s best…
CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, spearheaded by CNN (Clinton News Network), is desperately trying to smear our…
CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…
Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…
Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics
Gavin Newsom, fresh from his “sweeping election victory” (thanks to rigging the system, no doubt!), is now claiming it represents…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Big Pharma to the Rescue with $149 “Cure” for Your Supersized Self
Folks, your favorite President, Donald J. Trump, is about to make America great (and thin) again! He’s reportedly hammering out…