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Analysis: What the Jewish Community Needs Most in Its Time of Distress (Spoiler Alert: It’s Definitely Not More Bagels)
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Analysis: What the Jewish Community Needs Most in Its Time of Distress (Spoiler Alert: It’s Definitely Not More Bagels)

Big ElephantDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Leftist Rage Fuels Yet Another “Hate” Hoax as Radicalized Mob Targets Innocent Jews Celebrating Hanukkah In the latest episode of…

WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
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WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…

Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus
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Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another leftist apologist downplaying the REALITY! Van Jones, still employed by Fake News CNN, claims the brutal stabbing…

Menendez Brothers’ Parole Hearing: Prosecutor’s Wishlist for a Hollywood-Worthy Confession
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Menendez Brothers’ Parole Hearing: Prosecutor’s Wishlist for a Hollywood-Worthy Confession

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, the Menendez brothers want parole? After butchering their parents in Beverly Hills? Sounds about right for California. Probably gonna…

Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…

😱 Monkey Business: BLM Sees Racism in a new Osgood Perkins horror!
🤡 Woke Mob Canceled...a Stuffed Animal?! 😂
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😱 Monkey Business: BLM Sees Racism in a new Osgood Perkins horror!

FinnJanuary 17, 2025January 17, 2025

Well, folks, it seems the perpetually offended have found their newest target, and this time, it’s not a historical statue,…

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