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Tag: William Shatner

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Shatner to Perform at Coachella at 95 in 2027
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Shatner to Perform at Coachella at 95 in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026

William Shatner may have accidentally revealed one of Coachella’s first 2027 bookings: himself. The 95-year-old actor recently appeared alongside his…

Shatner Unveils New Spoken Word Album Love And Other Mysteries
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Shatner Unveils New Spoken Word Album Love And Other Mysteries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026

As he further toils away on his upcoming metal album, entertainment kingpin William Shatner has also teamed up with Brad…

Shatner Beats Stage 4 Melanoma At 95
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Shatner Beats Stage 4 Melanoma At 95

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

William Shatner has revealed that in June 2023 he was diagnosed with stage 4 malignant melanoma that had spread to…

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