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“Quando l’IA si veste di rosa: donne intelligenti prendono il controllo dei bot”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

IA per Donne: Corso Gratuito per Diventare le Nuove Imperatrici dell’Intelligenza Artificiale! 🤖👑 Finalmente un corso che ci insegna a…

Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
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Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude

FinnJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…

James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
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James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…

Redcoat: From Page to Screen—Because the Book Wasn’t Boring Enough
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Redcoat: From Page to Screen—Because the Book Wasn’t Boring Enough

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, for the love of all that is holy, Atlas Entertainment and Ghost Machine 👻 are turning *Redcoat* into a…

IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin story—because you asked for it
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IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin story—because you asked for it

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

🤡OMG! HBO, bless their cotton socks, has dropped ANOTHER teaser for It: Welcome to Derry! Because, you know, we haven’t…

James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
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James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…

DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
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DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs

FinnJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…

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