EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…
Tag: Xbox
Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat
Wow, Xbox Game Pass just dropped an update so earth-shattering, so revolutionary, it’ll probably cure world hunger and solve climate…
Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…
Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…
World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes 🙄⚔️💰
Oh, great, just what the world needed: more tanks. But wait, hold your horses (or should I say, tanks?)! Wargaming…
OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 – are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? 🤣🎮💰
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! 😱 Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…
Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed 🙄⚔️🎮.
OMG! 😱 Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…
Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit 🤑
So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! 🤣 It’s a multi-billion dollar…
Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing 👀
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…
Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money 🤑 and $80 games are just the beginning 🚀
Listen up, peasants! 👑 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed 🤑), has decided that your measly…