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Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab
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Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the most anticipated game of all time, or at least that’s what Take-Two Interactive wants you to…

Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise
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Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the latest twist in the gaming industry’s perpetual quest to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Amazon’s…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
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GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…

Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad
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Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

What’s this, a horror game that’s not a battle royale or a live-service title? How refreshing. I stumbled upon Silver…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
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Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed
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Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The tech behind online gaming is a marvel, but let’s not forget who’s really driving this train: our collective desire…

TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades
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TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

TCL is at it again, folks, pushing the boundaries of what we can expect from a budget-friendly TV. Their 2026…

Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now
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Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh joy, another open beta to sink our teeth into, because what’s a game without a healthy dose of testing…

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