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Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸŽ€
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Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸŽ€

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…

So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? πŸ€£πŸ‘»πŸŽ€
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So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? πŸ€£πŸ‘»πŸŽ€

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! πŸ‘» Is this…

Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.
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Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ» Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…

Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo πŸ™„ ⛷️ πŸ‘» πŸ’°.
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Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo πŸ™„ ⛷️ πŸ‘» πŸ’°.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy! πŸ™„ Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…

Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years πŸ™„πŸ’Ώβœ¨
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Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years πŸ™„πŸ’Ώβœ¨

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…

OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! πŸ‘΅πŸ”₯ Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! πŸ‘‘πŸ’€ (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!😱)
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OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! πŸ‘΅πŸ”₯ Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! πŸ‘‘πŸ’€ (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!😱)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 20, 2025

πŸ‘΅πŸ» Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…

Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summerβ€”Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! πŸ€£πŸš€
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Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summerβ€”Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! πŸ€£πŸš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2025April 20, 2025

Apparently, Pedro Pascal is everywhere. Like that weird rash you got after that questionable taco truck. He’s on your screens,…

Gaming Companies Lobby to Block YouTube in the U.S.: ‘Let Gamers Play, Not Watch!'”Β πŸ˜‚πŸ•ΉοΈπŸ”’
Streamers Beware! Gaming Companies Want to Block YouTube to Get You to Buy Their Games Again!" πŸ’ΈπŸš«πŸ€£
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Gaming Companies Lobby to Block YouTube in the U.S.: ‘Let Gamers Play, Not Watch!'”Β πŸ˜‚πŸ•ΉοΈπŸ”’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 20, 2025March 20, 2025

A storm is brewing in the world of video games! A study published in the journal Marketing Science revealed that…

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