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Hoe maak je je saaie theorielesjes niet nóg saaier dan ze al zijn?
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Hoe maak je je saaie theorielesjes niet nóg saaier dan ze al zijn?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BELANGRIJK: We geven een ‘gratis’ workshop via MS Teams, dus neem je laptop mee naar de wc als je…

Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks
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Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Microsoft Announces New Xbox Developer Direct, Promising More Games, More Hype, and at Least One More Delay🚨 🎮💸 In…

MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza
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MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

When Black Metal Wasn’t Just a Music Genre, But a Full-Time Contact Sport 🎸🔪 Ah, the early ’90s—back when Norwegian…

Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Psychedelic Black Metal from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Quiet Exit in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Quiet Exit in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Metal from Seattle… no from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Gothic Punk from upper SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

How to Make Your Business Pop Up in AI Search Before It Judges Your SEO
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How to Make Your Business Pop Up in AI Search Before It Judges Your SEO

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Desperate Small Businesses to Learn How to Not Be Invisible to Robots 🤖💸 Join our webinar on Jan…

The honey can NOT be that worth it bro 😭
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The honey can NOT be that worth it bro 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

To think this is the length they go for honey 🤯 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

This is one of the most accurate portrayals of ADHD ever shown on TV
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This is one of the most accurate portrayals of ADHD ever shown on TV

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Bruuuh the fact I got distracted while watching this… Adhdception! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…

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