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Breaking: Trump Admin Scraps “Bovino Bullsh*t,” Replaces it With Homan’s “Normal” ICE Playbook In a shocking turn of events that…
Thrash isn’t dead — it just found new blood. These bands were formed after 2015 and sound like thrash still…
Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…
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Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…
Some pop songs should never be “metalized.” Research based on gatekeeping, bad moods, and loud opinions Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…
Attention, metalheads and mask enthusiasts! Prepare your face paint and earplugs, because the “Soul Of A New War Machine” tour…
The Bay Area thrash titans EXODUS have finally unveiled their twelfth studio album, “Goliath,” scheduled for release on March 20,…
