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Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!
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Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

This year’s fest was surrounded by controversy — more than half of the European metal bands didn’t show up after…

Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead
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Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Laura Fryer, a former Xbox bigwig, decided to drop a truth bomb 💣 on…

YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon
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YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bending the knee to the woke mob no more, is letting those who dared question the…

Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)
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Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal from Gothenbur Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Death Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again
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Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! Ace Frehley, the Spaceman who clearly hasn’t found his way back to Earth 👽, has pulled the plug 🔌…

A metalhead lost consciousness after bad stage diving on Metal Threat Festival 2025
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A metalhead lost consciousness after bad stage diving on Metal Threat Festival 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

That feeling when you weren't caught!! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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