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“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction
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“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Ah, yes, the glorious world of digital game deals, where your dreams of becoming a digital hoarder come true! 🤑…

Hed PE in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Hed PE in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

Rapcore from Huntington Beach, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

Nu metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

Nu Metal from NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…

Soulfly Drops New Track ‘Favela Dystopia’ – Prepare for Maximum Groove and Minimal Originality
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Soulfly Drops New Track ‘Favela Dystopia’ – Prepare for Maximum Groove and Minimal Originality

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! SOULFLY, the band that still exists, apparently, graced the stage with a brand-new banger called “Favela…

Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Southern sludge/doom metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Sludge/Psych/Doom from Durham, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
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‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…

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