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Dr. Jeff Sutherland eröffnet den Online Scrum Day – jetzt endlich lernen wir, wie man Meetings noch länger macht

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

Achtung, alle Scrum-Zombies da draußen! 🧟‍♂️ Am 22. Januar 2026 von 17–19 Uhr (MEZ) wird Jeff Sutherland persönlich eure Daily…

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PUGS #112 Illustrator 2025 mit Monika Gause – Zeichnen, bis der Stift blutet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Adobe-Fans, schnallt euch an! Die Illustrator-Party des Jahres steigt am 29. Oktober – und Monika Gause bringt die…

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KI verstehen & sinnvoll nutzen als Product Owner – interaktives Live-Event

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 Achtung, Product Owner: KI kommt schneller als dein Sprint-Review! 🚨 Am 02.12.2025 um 17:00 Uhr (digital, via Zoom –…

B&N’s Midday Mystery: When Book Nerds Unite and Plot Twists Collide
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B&N’s Midday Mystery: When Book Nerds Unite and Plot Twists Collide

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, MYSTERY FANATICS & BOOK CLUB DRAMA QUEENS! 🚨 Barnes & Noble is hosting a virtual tea party of…

The Art of Business Networking
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The Art of Business Networking

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

Welcome to The Art of Business Networking—where Zoom backgrounds are fancier than your résumé and “connection” means more than just…

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Build Wealth Through Property Investments | Galaxy of Homes Webinar – Because Your Couch Potato Portfolio Needs a Real Estate Intervention

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 8, 2026

Curious How the UK Property Market Can Work for You? (Spoiler: It Probably Won’t, But We’ll Try Anyway) 🏠💸 Join…

¿Quieres hacer brillar a tu equipo? Contrata un consultor de luz neon
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¿Quieres hacer brillar a tu equipo? Contrata un consultor de luz neon

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 8, 2026

¿Harto de que tu equipo funcione como un grupo de gatos en una lavadora? 🚿😼 Únete al taller donde aprenderás…

This Time, Amersfoort! Where Expats Pretend to Understand Dutch Cycling Culture
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This Time, Amersfoort! Where Expats Pretend to Understand Dutch Cycling Culture

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 8, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Dutch Housing Crisis Solves Itself When Expats Panic-Buy Windmills 🚨 📍 Online via Zoom (because reality is too…

NIHR Career Ladder: Climbing the Research Ranks Without a Safety Net
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NIHR Career Ladder: Climbing the Research Ranks Without a Safety Net

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

🚨BREAKING: NIHR summons research peasants to a 3.5-hour webinar to hear how you too can become a ‘starving academic’! 🚨…

Discord Secretly Files For IPO Because Nothing Says ‘We Hate Our Users’ Like Going Public
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Discord Secretly Files For IPO Because Nothing Says ‘We Hate Our Users’ Like Going Public

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Discord Finally Decides to Monetize Your Existence – IPO Filing Reportedly Drops While You Argue About Cat Pics…

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