🚨 BREAKING: Kevin Gordon will explain why your portfolio is sad while Richard Flynn pretends UK investors care about US stocks 📉🇬🇧💼
📅 Feb 12, 2026 | 🕐 11:00 AM GMT | 📍 Zoom (because real rooms are too 2019) | 🎟️ Free if you have a pulse and a Wi-Fi connection
Who’s speaking? Kevin “I Analyze the Economy So You Don’t Have To” Gordon, Head of Macro Research at Schwab, and Richard “I Run Schwab UK and Also Exist” Flynn, Managing Director. Kevin studied at Pepperdine and NYU Stern, appears on CNBC when markets panic, and advises a children’s hospital. Richard has 20+ years in finance, studied at Wharton, and leads Schwab UK from afar. Both will deliver deep insights, likely via PowerPoint and dad jokes.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
