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Month: October 2026

Judas Priest Bassist Ian Hill Calls It Quits Due To Health
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Judas Priest Bassist Ian Hill Calls It Quits Due To Health

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Judas Priest bassist Ian Hill has opened up about his decision to retire from the band. Hill had been the…

Whalefall Proves Being Swallowed by Whale Is Not Fun At All
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Whalefall Proves Being Swallowed by Whale Is Not Fun At All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Four months ago, 20th Century Studios released a teaser trailer for the movie Whalefall with an instantly iconic tagline: “The…

Rosalía’s SNL Ballet Move Sparks Debate Among Dance Experts
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Rosalía’s SNL Ballet Move Sparks Debate Among Dance Experts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Rosalía left audiences in awe with her Saturday Night Live performance of “Reliquia” over the weekend, appearing to stand en…

Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge
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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

In a recent interview with Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier, Rockstar shared some juicy tidbits about the development of GTA VI, the…

Fontaines D.C. Unleashes Dark New Wave Horror Sound
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Fontaines D.C. Unleashes Dark New Wave Horror Sound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Fontaines D.C.’s second-ever single was 2017’s “Hurricane Laughter.” It’s one big swell of charged, chugging rhythm, with a siren-like guitar…

Gang of Four Sets South American Dates for 2027
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Gang of Four Sets South American Dates for 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

British post-punk pioneers Gang of Four are heading back to South America in 2027. The band has announced concerts in…

Nene Royal Performs with Avenged Sevenfold Onstage
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Nene Royal Performs with Avenged Sevenfold Onstage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Nene Royal, the 16-year-old winner of the most recent season of America’s Got Talent, supported and performed with Avenged Sevenfold…

Staind Drops First New Track in Three Years Called Ghosts
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Staind Drops First New Track in Three Years Called Ghosts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Staind have unleashed “Ghosts,” their first new song in three years. While right now the track has been released as…

Big Thief Unveils Live Archive Inspired By Grateful Dead
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Big Thief Unveils Live Archive Inspired By Grateful Dead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Big Thief have launched the Big Thief Live Archive, a free online collection of concert recordings from “the recent and…

In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
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In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…

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