In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…
Month: October 2026
Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…
Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year
I recently had the chance to get my hands on the 2026 remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of…
Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test
Oh joy, another server stress test to look forward to, because what’s more exciting than intentionally trying to break a…
Seniors Get Thrilling 3.6% Raise to Buy More Cat Food
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Social Security updates, and I have to say, it’s a…
More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1
VisionQuest is here, because of course it is. Another meticulously crafted show with more Easter eggs than a chocolate factory…
Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…
Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Republicans are throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at…
Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cornell University, one of the top schools in the country, is…
Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently
Selma Blair, the actress known for her iconic roles in Legally Blonde and Hellboy, has been charged with assault following…