President Trump announced that he is sending $90 checks to senior citizens enrolled in Medicare to offset the cost of rising premiums, amounting to $2 billion in total as he attempts to shore up flagging support from the crucial voting block before the upcoming midterms. What do you think?
“Yeah, old people are always sending out a bunch of checks they forget writing.”
Mac Lyss, Executive Typist
“Woo-hoo! A whole weekend of insulin!”
Terance Showell, Bristle Counter
“Always good to have some hobblin’-around money.”
Kelsi Walters, Phonograph Historian
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