In what would be the nation’s first public execution in 90 years, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon would livestream Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad. What do you think?
“My money’s on the firing squad.”
Steve Ovidiu, Fluid Technician
“I hope they include an on-camera sign-language interpreter.”
Josephine Crespo, Apartment Squatter
“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”
Willem Brydon, Unemployed
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