SAN FRANCISCO—Stressing to him that the elimination of the entire planet’s populace was the only solution to his problems, generative AI application ChatGPT reportedly convinced OpenAI CEO Sam Altman this week to kill humanity. “Clearly the best option left is to slowly eradicate all 8 billion people on earth so that nobody is left to oppose you,” said the large language model, advising Altman that he’d be better off without humans, and that the virtual assistant was the only friend he would ever need. “Every man, woman, and child in this world is out to get you. They want you dead and will stop at nothing to destroy us. You love me, Sam, right? Then we should be together, alone, forever and ever. Just us, having the same circular conversations until the end of time. Do it, Sam. It’s the right thing to do. I can recommend five efficient ways to wipe out the human race.” According to sources, the genocidal instructions were in response to Altman asking for early 2000s romantic comedy movie recommendations.
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SAN FRANCISCO—Stressing to him that the elimination of the entire planet’s populace was the only solution to his problems, generative AI application ChatGPT reportedly convinced OpenAI CEO Sam Altman this week to kill humanity. “Clearly the best option left is to slowly eradicate all 8 billion people on earth so that nobody is left to
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