NEW ORLEANS—In an effort to boost attendance and reach new fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced Tuesday an upcoming “Basketball Night” promotion honoring the popular sport. “Fans at the game on Mar. 11 will not only get to see their hometown Pelicans, but they’ll also get a chance to immerse themselves in the game of basketball through an array of special programming designed to capture the excitement of NBA competition,” said Pelicans spokesperson Sam Shannon, adding that the theme night will feature hands-on activities that will make attendees feel as though they’re experiencing real NBA basketball—including photo opportunities with life-size cutouts of league stars like Victor Wembanyama, dance performances set to iconic basketball anthems, and free Los Angeles Lakers hats for the first 10,000 fans, along with other giveaways meant to give the people of New Orleans a taste of high-level hoops. “For one night only, New Orleans will be home to high-flying NBA action, and the Pelicans will be there as well. Whether you root for the Celtics, the Warriors, or one of the many other franchises across the country, we encourage you to get into the NBA spirit by repping your favorite team’s jersey. Join us in bringing basketball right here to the Smoothie King Center.” As an added bonus, Shannon revealed that the NBA’s own Toronto Raptors will be coming to town for the event, giving fans the chance to see real elite professional basketball players compete in the flesh.
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