Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to comply with President Trump’s executive order renaming “Lake Ontario” to “Lake America,” overtaking Google Maps, Waze, and Apple Maps. What do you think?
“Sorry, I won’t use any map that calls New Amsterdam ‘New York.’”
Billy Payne, Boat Docker
“That’s nothing. AskJeeves is actively financing the California separatist movement.”
Adam Hobbis, Spa Guard
“Fuck yeah! My kids didn’t drown in ‘Lake America.’”
Vivienne Croteau, Retired Cinephile
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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