Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
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Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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