Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die
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Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
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Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
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Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
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