Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant 🤣. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…
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KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Díaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…
OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On
Oh boy, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 Hal Leonard has just announced the release of “Nirvana –…
YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…
TOM MORELLO Finally Finds People Who Can Tolerate His Guitar Playing For New Project ‘Leviathan Freedom’ With His New BFFs MARC GUGGENHEIM And SZYMON KUDRAŃSKI
Get ready for the most epic sci-fi adventure of the summer, folks! 🚀🎸 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of RAGE…
STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life
Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…
UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them
Oh great, another super cool and totally not annoying death metal band has signed with a record label 🤘🎸. I…
RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger
The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…
DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…
HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway
San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…