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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Stoner/Sludge/Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Prague, Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Old People 40 and Over with Real Jobs Allowed to Party with Plies at Overwhelmingly White Event

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

PLIES – 1st Annual 40 & Up With A Good Job All White Affair Day PartyDallas, Texas EditionSaturday, June 6,…

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Mental Illness Solved Just Massage Your Belly And Forget About Therapy And Medication

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

In his talk Dr Pillinger will explore the growing recognition that mental and physical health are deeply interconnected 🤯 Dr…

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Because Your Toddler Isn’t Plotting Against You Enough Already Preventing Chaos in Education with Early Years Foundation Stage Training

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Oh joy, a training session! 🤣 Prevent in Education – Early Years Foundation Stage Training 📚 Join us online for…

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NEMS Presents the Most Annoying Person You’ll Ever Meet Roger Kerry: Prepare for a Lifetime of Whining and Complaining About His Aches and Pains

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

🤣 FREE WEBINAR: Neck pain woes 🤦‍♂️ with Roger Kerry! 📅 NEMS webinar 📚: shoulder & neck pain overlap 🤔,…

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How To Use Your Big Mouth To Get Rich And Famous And Maybe Possibly Influence People Or Something

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Learn how to position your voice so people recognise it, trust it, and pay for it 🤑 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Finally Someone Decided to Teach Project Managers How to Think and Be Creative Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Um curso prático e emocionante sobre Design Thinking e gestão de projetos 🤩 PMBOK, Design Thinking e GenAI para gestores…

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