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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Del Water Gap’s World Tour Is Just Chasing the Ghost of His Own TikTok Fame
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Del Water Gap’s World Tour Is Just Chasing the Ghost of His Own TikTok Fame

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Hannah Jadagu discovers flights from Paris to Altadena are a pain. After her 2023 debut Aperture, she bounced to California.…

HBR’s Project Management Cult Takes Over a Webinar
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HBR’s Project Management Cult Takes Over a Webinar

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Mark your calendars for January 20, because Antonio Nieto-Rodriguez is here to explain the “Project Economy”! 🧠 While agile folks…

Free Brain Detox Training Because Your Brain’s Probably Full of Doom-Scrolling Junk + Q&A
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Free Brain Detox Training Because Your Brain’s Probably Full of Doom-Scrolling Junk + Q&A

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

You’re stuck in a toxic mental loop, but worry not! On January 7, you can join our free virtual training…

Behavior Assessment System for Children: How to Game the App for Your Little Trauma Case
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Behavior Assessment System for Children: How to Game the App for Your Little Trauma Case

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

¡Únete a la gran fiesta del BASC-3 virtual de 8:00am a 1:00pm! 🎉 Si te gusta perder tiempo, esta es…

Boomer Screws Up Economy So Bad Their Grandkids Have To Attend A Free Webinar On Trauma
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Boomer Screws Up Economy So Bad Their Grandkids Have To Attend A Free Webinar On Trauma

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

**Family trauma is hereditary! 😱 Join Alex Rohn, LMHC, on Apr 30, 2025, at 12:00 PM ET for a 1-hour…

Career From Here Job Fair Turns Into Mass Panic As Thousands Of Highly Skilled People Realize The Only Job Opening Is For A Fry Cook
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Career From Here Job Fair Turns Into Mass Panic As Thousands Of Highly Skilled People Realize The Only Job Opening Is For A Fry Cook

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

🚀 Ready to “impact” your future? Gwinnett County Government is hiring on Tuesday, February 3, 2026! Report to the Gas…

Held Hostage by HR at ‘Career From Here’ Job Fair
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Held Hostage by HR at ‘Career From Here’ Job Fair

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

Yearning for that soul-crushing government grind? 💼 Head to the Gas South Convention Center at 6400 Sugarloaf Parkway in Duluth…

Clonar tu cerebro es la única estrategia viable para aprobar sin morir en el intento
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Clonar tu cerebro es la única estrategia viable para aprobar sin morir en el intento

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

¿Estudiar sin estrés? 🤡 ¡BÚSCATE UN CULTIVO! 🤡 Únete al Evento Online el 15 de Enero de 2025 a las…

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#LookCloser Kids’ Digital Lives Are No Longer Private

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

🚨 Experts to discuss the Digital Lives of Children and Young People at Online Safety Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Kids’ Digital Lives Are a Glowing Doom Scroller of Addiction and Predators—#LookCloser
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Kids’ Digital Lives Are a Glowing Doom Scroller of Addiction and Predators—#LookCloser

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

The Digital Lives of Children and Young People 🤡 Young people’s lives span the physical and digital worlds. 🌍 On…

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