Get ready to travel back to the 90s and 00s at Polygon BK on Saturday, January 24th! 🕺 With free entry for everyone who RSVPs and complimentary drinks flowing from 11pm to 11:30pm, this Caribbean Throwback Party is the hottest ticket in NYC. Hit up 299 Vandervoort Ave, Brooklyn NY, and dress to impress—no athletic wear or hoodies allowed, unless you want to be that person. 🚫
Ladies, free entry before 12am; men, you get in free before 11:30pm, but let’s be real—you’re paying for those bottles anyway. The specials start at $250 for one bottle and go up to $1,250 for five (plus taxes, because nothing’s truly free). Birthday peeps get free entry all night and DJ shoutouts—lucky you! đź‘‘ 21+ with valid ID only, so don’t forget that fake you’ve been hiding.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
