Yo ho ho and a bottle of… mimosas? ☠️ It’s the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl & Brunch in Tampa this Jan 31. Crawl 25+ bars like District Tavern and Maloney’s Irish Pub. Check in at Yeoman’s TopGolf Swing Suite 202 N Morgan St. for free shots (if they like you). VIPs get Micro wrestling on Friday night. The party ends at midnight. No refunds if you get lost.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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