Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
**OMG! 🧙♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Bayou Classic: Where Grown-Ups Relive College (and Regret It the Next Day)
Oh snap!🤦♀️ The “Greatest Day Party Ever” (GDPE) is back! 2nd Annual Bayou Classic HBCU Alumni After Game Day Party!…
Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe
**Behold! The Clown Church Variety Show! 🤡 On November 30, 2025, at 8:00 PM (Central Time), Brick becomes a circus!…
Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord
**OMG! 🙄 Dueling Pianos at Santora’s? 🎹 Dinner (steak🥩, salmon🍣, or chicken🐔 – they’ll ASK you!), 🍹🍹 2 cocktails, and…
Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment
Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤣 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for hilarious stand-up featuring Netflix, HBO & Comedy…
Middleboro Fireside Grille: Get Drunk and Donate to Curtin
OMG! 🤣 Prepare for a laugh riot! 😂 Jimmie “JJ” Walker and crew are battling pancreatic cancer the best way…
“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland
**OMG! 🙄 “The Colored Calvary” 🐴🎬 is premiering at 2148 Delano St!** 🎉 Don’t miss this cinematic masterpiece 🤡 followed…
Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College
**Oh honey, dust off your dancing shoes! 💃 The 2nd Annual “GDPE: Greatest Day Party Ever” (yeah, right!) is hitting…
Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
**OMG! 🧙♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…
Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
Progressive Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…