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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Akron’s Downtown: Is This a Movie or a Snoozefest
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Akron’s Downtown: Is This a Movie or a Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

LOL!🤣 FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Main Branch Library, Downtown Akron, November 23, 2025. 🚪Opens 1:00 PM, showtime 1:30…

Black Alley throws a “Friendsgiving” party at a piano bar- because that makes sense
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Black Alley throws a “Friendsgiving” party at a piano bar- because that makes sense

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**🎹🍕Black Alley Friendsgiving Party at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge, Sunday, November 23rd, 5-11 PM! Pre-Thanksgiving vibes with your crew!…

Wyatt Feegrado & Luke Abranches: Who Are These Guys and Why Should We Care
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Wyatt Feegrado & Luke Abranches: Who Are These Guys and Why Should We Care

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! Wyatt Feegrado, the social media SENSATION, is gracing Norwood Theatre! Started comedy at SIXTEEN in San Francisco, CA, now…

Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again
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Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Morgna McMichaels, from RuPaul’s Drag Race, will be lip-syncing Pink songs at Faces Nightclub on 11/23/2025. 🤣 A…

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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Georgia Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Barrelhouse South, Savannah GA, on SUNDAY NOVEMBER 23RD 2025!** Doors…

“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”
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“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Another “cozy night” at After Dark Movie Night? 🙄 Bring your “girls,” blankets, and wine—because that’s totally not cliché.…

Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**Simon 🙄, a barista, gets a wig 🤣 & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…

Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important
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Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Long Now Boston presents Inundation District! 🌊 A Pulitzer Prize-winning filmmaker, David Abel, will be there! 🤣 A…

BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**BASH is back! 🎉 Get ready for the BAY AREA & SACRAMENTO Short Films Festival 2025 at Fort Mason Arts…

True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”
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True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! True Self 🙄 is HERE! Prepare for the horror short premiere by Alec Dyer Director on Saturday at City…

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