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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025
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NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

NorthEast ComicCon & Collectibles Extravaganza, the most mid event of the year, is back Nov. 28-30, 2025 at the Boxboro…

John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)
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John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE (2025)! 7th House, Bibliomancers, & Los Angeles Filmforum…

Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa
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Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

The Diamond Mine Agency Presents Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour! 🍔FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28TH 2025, BRASS MUG – TAMPA BAY FL!…

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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Hits Florida

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Tallahassee! 🍔🤣 Get ready for Trailer Park Boys shenanigans, songs & prizes!…

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Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

American death metal from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Despised Icon in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Despised Icon in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Canadian deathcore from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”
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“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “It’s A Wonderful Life” 😇 screening after Black Friday shopping! 🛍️💸 An angel 👼 shows a businessman 💼…

Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

German technical death metal from Dachsbach, Bavaria Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Hard-hitting hardcore from Elizabeth, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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