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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal from Reading, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Australian technical death metal from Hobart, Tasmania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Yapping 101: Turning Hot Air into a ‘Performance’
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Yapping 101: Turning Hot Air into a ‘Performance’

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**Poetry night? 🙄 More like a chance to hear Russheepcott (Spokenword + Sound) drone on! 😴 Ki Divine’s “curated” creatives…

AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords
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AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄The AI International Film Fest is doing the most! 🤣 3 festivals in a row?** Los Feliz Theatre, 1822…

Polish Film Fest: Sarasota’s Snore-a-Thon
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Polish Film Fest: Sarasota’s Snore-a-Thon

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Polish Film Festival North America™️ SARASOTA 🎬 happened on Nov 16, 3 pm to 8 pm EST…

From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless
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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Guess what? The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” event happened on…

So You Wanna Be on TV? LOL! (NYC Edition)
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So You Wanna Be on TV? LOL! (NYC Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OMG! Wanna be a star?🌟Too late! The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” workshop already ended!…

samigosh! Proves Humanity’s Got a Funny Bone (and Maybe a Hearing Problem)
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samigosh! Proves Humanity’s Got a Funny Bone (and Maybe a Hearing Problem)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 samigosh is gonna be at the BCC Pig Pen on November 16 at 8:30 PM! 🤮 Your fave…

Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT: Prepare for Disappointment in Salt Lake City
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Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT: Prepare for Disappointment in Salt Lake City

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH EM GEE! 😱You missed it! Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT Premiere in Salt Lake City was like,…

When Sleep Paralysis Becomes Your New Roommate
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When Sleep Paralysis Becomes Your New Roommate

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**A “date night” WITHOUT the wife? 🤔 Sounds like a nightmare! 🤣 Directed & written by Jamal Dedeaux, produced by…

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