Black Friday: Bands Battle, You Party (Because Shopping Is So Last Year)
OMG!😱 The Official Black Friday Bayou Classic Battle of the Bands + Welcome Affair Upscale Alumni After Party is back!…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Blind Guardian in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
German power metal from Krefeld, West Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
Finnish folk metal from Helsinki Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic
Oh, joy! 🙄 Autograph & Photo tickets for Chicago TARDIS 2025 are HERE! 🎉 Get your tickets for Saturday now!…
Quit Your Whining, You Chose This
**Bundle & Save at Eris Mainstage presents sketches inspired by their trash hometowns. 🤣 Doors: 6:30 PM, Show: 7:00 PM.…
Miss Rob: Queen of Camo or Swamp Siren?
**Oh, Lesile Rob, you’re SOOO funny!** 😂Award-winning? International? She’s been spotted EVERYWHERE: Bored Teachers Comedy Tour, ABC, NBC, even “Steal…
Pssst! Wanna See Illegal Stuff? Sunday Nov 23rd, 8pm
OMG! 😱 Museum is unearthing BANNED stuff! 🚫 Bugs Bunny & Dr. Seuss? Cancelled! 😭 16mm films & antiques on…
#GivingTuesday: Guilt-Trip Your Wallet for Likes
OMG! Urban Triage’s “Wicked: A Night of Celebration, Community & Impact” on November 23, 2025, at 6 PM. 🙄 Prepare…
Stranger Things: Oh No They Didn’t, a Trivia Night
OMG! 😱You missed STRANGER THINGS Trivia at Famous Monster Pizza🍕 in Decatur, IN, on Nov 23, 5-7 pm EST! 😭😂🤣…
LUCHA LIBRE Flick Gets the YEET Treatment in Charlotte
OMG! A wrestling movie screening in Charlotte, NC got POSTPONED! 😱 Like, who even cares? 🙄 It was supposed to…