2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid
POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : RALEIGH,NC. EDITION is coming to “FRESH COLLECTIVE,” 1425 PROMISE BEACON CIR 111 RALEIGH,…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…
Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…
ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…
1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! 🙄 For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…
Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? 🙄 Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? 😂 Sure,…
Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! 😂 Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…
Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience
**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite says using their marketing tools boosts event sales! 3/1/2022-9/30/2022.🤯 No way! They also claim their Flex plan…
Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated
**Wow, groundbreaking! 🙄 Eventbrite now lets you collect payments directly on your website! 🤯 Attendees can buy tickets without leaving…
Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)
OMG! 🙄 Automated event notifications? 😴 Like anyone cares when they “like, follow, or attend” your snooze-fest events. 📅📍 Yawn.…