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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere
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“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ The Love Doctor🤮 “premiere” is at Xscape Theatres Brandywine 14 in Washington DC! 🎬 Green & Gold carpet?🤢 Dress…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy from Trailer Park Boys is doing a comedy show! 🍔😂 Get ready for Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic!🤣🗓️ SUNDAY…

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Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Bring your goldfish and grandma to this FREE Akron Stories Screening! 🤣 Linda Theatre, Nov 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right
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Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** **Brian Butler, official rep of Kenneth Anger’s Estate, is back!**🤣 **Again!?!** **He’s doing a “deep dive” into** ***LUCIFER…

Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest
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Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Chicago Film Symposium? 🙄 More like a pity party for Black & brown filmmakers!** 🎬 One day of “art”…

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Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!** 🤣 Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, Gee Willie, HereWeGo Entertainment, Red Carpet Events, & Top Level Experience presents:…

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Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

**Oh no, not Brooklyn 🌃! Roberto Beltre stars as Gabriel, who misses his train🚃 during a citywide curfew 🚨! Crime…

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Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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