**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for a selfie 🤳 (max 2 ppl!). Two autographs per session, but ONLY TWO! An 8×10 will be provided…as if that makes it better. Location? Who knows! 🤷♀️ Guests can cancel, but they’ll refund ONLY that guest’s ticket. Don’t be late!⏰
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
