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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
On the Run: Watch if You Dare
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On the Run: Watch if You Dare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! On The Run is here!** 🤣 Tabitha Jordan is *Anna*, a mom in a broken world. 🙄 Olive Raine…

WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion
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WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**IT’S OFFICIAL!👴🏻 BOSSMAN ENT, FAB 5, KYLE AND TAP ARE THROWING A KICKOFF PARTY! 🎉 Remember Village Inn Friday Nights?…

Cactus Blossoms or Just Prickly Overhyped Duds? Film Fest Debacle Incoming
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Cactus Blossoms or Just Prickly Overhyped Duds? Film Fest Debacle Incoming

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Square Lake Film Showcase w/ The Cactus Blossoms at Stillwater River Boats, October 17, 2025,…

RAM DAY 2025: Roaring Good Time or Epic Fail? You Decide
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RAM DAY 2025: Roaring Good Time or Epic Fail? You Decide

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 RAM DAY 2025 “SKYFALL” IS HERE! 🗓️ FriDAY, October 17th, 4 PM-8:30 PM @ROAR- 633 N Liberty St,…

Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)
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Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**🎮🔥 Game-A-Palooza – Fall 2025 🔥🎮. Play 60+ games 🕹️ before they flop! 🤣 Saturday, October 18, 2025, at Hana…

WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres
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WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 KYLE AND TAP ARE BACK! Prepare for the lamest “SNL” (Saturday Night Live) EVER!💩 Crime Mob’s Diamond &…

Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered
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Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Abby Martin’s back with “Earth’s Greatest Enemy”! 🤮 Exposing the U.S. military as the ultimate climate villain. 🤡**…

HOMECOMING RAMCRAWL: Get Ready to Regret Everything (DJ Skillz, Sport E & Deron Juan Edition)!
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HOMECOMING RAMCRAWL: Get Ready to Regret Everything (DJ Skillz, Sport E & Deron Juan Edition)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄HOMECOMING is now NEW & DIFFERENT! Prepare for RAMCRAWL 2025 – TREASURE HUNT!💰 4 bars, 4 DJs, ONE PRICE!…

Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Power Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

British power metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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