Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove
**OMG! 😱 Nicholas Sparks is slumming it at Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 17,…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here
OMG! Hitchcock Film Festival 2025 at Bodega Bay Grange Hall #777! 🎬 See The Birds where it was shot! 🐦⬛…
Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy
**OMG! 😱 Nosferatu, a film so bad, they tried to bury it! 🤣 See it Sat, Oct 18th, 2025, 1pm…
Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem
**OMG! 🙄 Join the “Monsters vs Cult Classic Horrorthon Marathon”!** Dracula (1931) at 7:30 PM? 🧛♂️ Seriously? Followed by Frankenstein…
Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷♀️) indie games. Let’s play…
WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892
**OMG!** 🙄**The LEGENDARY GROUP & 712 VOKDA presents: #LOUNGE1892!** 🥂**Old skool dancefloors? NO MAS!** 🤣 **WSSU HOMECOMING for 30+ preferred…
Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners
**OMG! 🙄 Comedians TRY to be funny, get baked AF at a SECRET location, then FAIL at more jokes!** 😂…
On the Run: Watch if You Dare
**OMG! On The Run is here!** 🤣 Tabitha Jordan is *Anna*, a mom in a broken world. 🙄 Olive Raine…
WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion
**IT’S OFFICIAL!👴🏻 BOSSMAN ENT, FAB 5, KYLE AND TAP ARE THROWING A KICKOFF PARTY! 🎉 Remember Village Inn Friday Nights?…
Cactus Blossoms or Just Prickly Overhyped Duds? Film Fest Debacle Incoming
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Square Lake Film Showcase w/ The Cactus Blossoms at Stillwater River Boats, October 17, 2025,…