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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Scottish heavy metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Start With a Game? More Like End With Bankruptcy
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Start With a Game? More Like End With Bankruptcy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Monthly events? At 85°C Bakery Cafe, 12959 Peyton Dr, Chino Hills, CA 91709? Every 2nd Sunday, 6-9 PM,…

Start With a Game? More Like End With a Headache
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Start With a Game? More Like End With a Headache

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**WARNING! ⚠️ Monthly boredom alert! Join us at 85°C Bakery Cafe, 12959 Peyton Dr, Chino Hills, CA 91709. Every 2nd…

NYC Comic Con Docks, Nerds Get Seasick
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NYC Comic Con Docks, Nerds Get Seasick

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2025

**OMG, a cosplay contest!** 🤪 DJ @tsubeeu on Insta is your new god! 🙏 Auditions 10:30-11:15pm, second floor. 🙄 10…

Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It
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Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2025

Mercenary finds cursed amulet. 💀⚔️ Directed by Steven Kostanski, executive-produced by Slash.🎸 Stars: Daniel Bernhardt & Patton Oswalt (voice of…

Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!
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Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

This year’s fest was surrounded by controversy — more than half of the European metal bands didn’t show up after…

I AM WHAT I AM 2: More Like I AM GOING TO MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL
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I AM WHAT I AM 2: More Like I AM GOING TO MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG!** 🐼Village boy goes to Shanghai Fight Night 🌃on a quest ⚔️ for $$$ to heal Daddy! Premieres 2024! Sun…

Another Black Film Festival, Yawn
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Another Black Film Festival, Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 6th Annual Black Film Fest at Bay Street Theater & Sag Harbor Center for the Arts! 🎭🎬 Prepare for…

ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY
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ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! Doors at 7 PM, but the REAL party starts at 8 PM! 🤪 Dance party? More like a desperation…

Halloween’s Over: Now Grovel For Our Leftovers
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Halloween’s Over: Now Grovel For Our Leftovers

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Another Halloween sequel? Halloween Aftermath— dropping Oct 12, 2025, 7:30 PM (Pacific Time). Cole Dalton survived 2018, but…

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