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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Backcountry bros Hunter Henderson, Alex Hall, Mac Forehand & Colby Stevenson, are gracing the big screen! Prepare for tales…

Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For
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Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🤡 Celebs (maybe) at the CLOWN MOTEL: 3 Ways to Hell premiere at FINE ARTS THEATER, Beverly Hills!** Kane…

Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall
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Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is having a ✨moment✨! The Team is “working” to get you back ASAP. Like, duh, just contact them…

Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest
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Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The Team is “working” to return us to the service ASAP. If you need them,…

Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro
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Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service ASAP.” Like, duh!** Check…

Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity
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Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will anyone find garbage “events” now?** 🙄…

Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game
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Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 🤣 Is this the end of the world? 😱 Where will people buy tix now? 🤷‍♀️Maybe…

Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!
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Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Comedy? More like a tragedy! 😂 Next Stop Comedy UNLEASHES “talent” at Inbound BrewCo, Minneapolis, MN – 701 N 5th…

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The Love and Laugh Comedy Show: More Like the Groan and Moan Tragedy Show

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

😂🤣😂🤣 OMG!🤦‍♀️ The “Love and Laugh Comedy Show”🤣😂🤣😂 at 22 N Mulberry St suite 011. Prepare for jokes so bad,…

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