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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down
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Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Brunch Behavior: Tyler Lepley! 🙄 Food, music, company. The Marquee Restaurant & Lounge, a LIT Sunday brunch spot. 🤣 DJ…

“Indelible”: Prepare to be mildly amused by this film and some artsy folks
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“Indelible”: Prepare to be mildly amused by this film and some artsy folks

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another “living documentary series” called “INDELIBLE” by @electricllama? 🙄 Since 2018, 15 episodes?! 🤣 Doors at 5 PM,…

“Paris Blues”: When Jazz Met the Eiffel Tower and Nobody Cared
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“Paris Blues”: When Jazz Met the Eiffel Tower and Nobody Cared

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Paris Blues” (Eddie Cook & Ram Bowen 🤮) at the Gantt! Prepare for jazz so good, it’ll make…

EJ Lee Documentary: Prepare for the Most Boring Sneak Peek Ever
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EJ Lee Documentary: Prepare for the Most Boring Sneak Peek Ever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Haydée Souffrant PRESENTS: A panel discussion with Zoe Sua Cho, Shuling Yong, Paige Crawford, and Maya Goldberg-Saffir!** 🤪 Get…

DIFF 2025: Watch Inmates Sing (A24 Made Them Do It)
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DIFF 2025: Watch Inmates Sing (A24 Made Them Do It)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Divine G (Colman Domingo), wrongly jailed at Sing Sing, finds his inner Shakespeare 🎭! He joins a theatre group…

DIFF 2025: So, You Think You Know Love and Life? Prepare to be Triggered
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DIFF 2025: So, You Think You Know Love and Life? Prepare to be Triggered

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Prepare for the most THRILLING 🤣 “EXTREMIST” (BAFTA Nominee), directed by Sasha Molochnikov & Jean Chapiro Uziel. Also,…

Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle
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Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for The Vanguard’s “epic” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🙄 Join us for a marathon of D&D and TTRPGs at…

Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood
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Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🧛‍♂️ Matt Davis is gracing us mere mortals on Sunday, Nov 9th! 🗓️ Times? Who cares, just show up!…

DIFF 2025: Love, Life, and the Art of Screwing It All Up in Short Films
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DIFF 2025: Love, Life, and the Art of Screwing It All Up in Short Films

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 See these ✨AMAZING✨ films: EXTREMIST, KOTOWARI, WE’RE NOT DONE YET, LOQUITA POR TI/CRAZY FOR YOU, GET YOUR STORY…

Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020
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Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for Vanguard’s “totally serious” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🤣 🗓️ Date: Once a year, duh! 📍 Location: The Days of…

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