Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
**Oh, great! 🙄 Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! 🤡 Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! 🪦…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“Water’s Edge”: Prepare to be Board (of Water)
**OMG! 🙄 “Water’s Edge” 🌊 World Premiere Screening!** Dayton Art Institute Mimi and Stuart Rose Auditorium! 🏛️ Be there or…
Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight
**OMG!** The Mission Inn Hotel & Spa, started as a boring adobe house in 1876. Frank Miller added 200+ rooms…
Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends
**OMG! 🙄 Howard Homecoming Soiree! Oct 24th, 9 PM – 3 AM, 201 Massachusetts Ave NE, DC. Free before 11…
Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)
OMG! 🙄 Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!🦇 Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady…
Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying
**OMG! 🙄Queens Drive-In is back for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the New York Hall of Science! 🤣 With Francisco Moya…
“Braindead Fest 2025: A Zombie’s Guide to Pittsburgh”
**OMG! 😱 Living Dead Weekend 🧟♀️ is hitting Monroeville Mall in 2025!** Get ready for *Return of the Living Dead’s*…
Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy
OMG! 🙄 Join Malcolm D. Lee, the genius 🤪 behind cinematic masterpieces like The Best Man and Girls Trip, for…
QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! 🤪 Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…
35mm HALLOWEEN (and some other flicks) @ the Million Dollar Theater – if you’re broke
**OMG! 😱** **”Halloween-o-thon 2025″ at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on Friday, October 24,…