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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit With New African Nightclub
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit With New African Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**Get ready to dance (or stumble) every Friday night! 💃🕺 AFRO FUZION is here with DJs Nice, Oloff, & Electra…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit (Maybe Too Lit)
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit (Maybe Too Lit)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, & DJ Electra S!🎶 Hosted by Paris Danca &…

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Five Heartbeats Movie: Now With Actual Heartbeats

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

Oh, snap! 🎬 An “unforgettable” 🙄 evening at Immersive Dinner- Five Heartbeats Movie! 🍿So unique! Watch *Five Heartbeats* at 27801…

Tahoe Brewing Co: Get Ready for Some Laughs (or Maybe Not)!
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Tahoe Brewing Co: Get Ready for Some Laughs (or Maybe Not)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Next Stop Comedy is bringing hilarious comedians to Tahoe National Brewing Co. in Tahoe City, CA – 850…

Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!
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Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Next Stop Comedy,” formerly the “Boston Comedy Club” (RIP Boston 🦞), is gracing Arvada, CO, with its presence!**…

Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove
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Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nicholas Sparks is slumming it at Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 17,…

Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here
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Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

OMG! Hitchcock Film Festival 2025 at Bodega Bay Grange Hall #777! 🎬 See The Birds where it was shot! 🐦‍⬛…

Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy
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Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nosferatu, a film so bad, they tried to bury it! 🤣 See it Sat, Oct 18th, 2025, 1pm…

Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem
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Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the “Monsters vs Cult Classic Horrorthon Marathon”!** Dracula (1931) at 7:30 PM? 🧛‍♂️ Seriously? Followed by Frankenstein…

Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷‍♀️) indie games. Let’s play…

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