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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?
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Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 7th House & Hollywood Entertainment present *SO UNREAL* (2023) — a philosophical TRIP about cyberspace!🤯 Amanda Kramer & Benjamin…

Georgia O’Keeffe: Brightness? More Like Beige-ness! (Film & Chat)
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Georgia O’Keeffe: Brightness? More Like Beige-ness! (Film & Chat)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another documentary about Georgia O’Keeffe? 😴 At the Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society? 🏛️ 1212 Wertland Street! 🤣 UVA…

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From Zero to TV Hero: NYC’s Got Talent (or Desperate Hopefuls)!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 #1 actors studio alert! Graduates on Netflix, Disney, NBC, Hulu, MAX, Fox! Like, ALL networks! 💅** Beginner? No…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! 🗓️ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…

2025: Still mingling?
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2025: Still mingling?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the “Lights, Camera, Auction” | 2025 Mix & Mingle! Dress as a celeb (or don’t 😂). Light…

GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025
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GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 2025 GTX FILM FESTIVAL! 🎬 Prepare for cinematic ✨magic✨ at the Doug Smith Performance Center! Independent storytelling? More like…

Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)
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Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prince George’s Film Festival – Take 4 (2025)! Prepare to be “entertained” in Prince George’s County! 🎉 Docs,…

Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors
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Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Be the FIRST to see I’ll Find You at Regal New Town! 🤣 Walk the RED carpet (maybe)!…

VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED
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VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 3 days to meet phone people IRL? 🤣 VertiCon 2025 is peak cringe! Sept 26-28th, Hilton Los Angeles Culver…

Slayer in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)
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Slayer in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 21, 2025

American thrash metal from Huntington Park, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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