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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied
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“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2025

**OMG! Chandler celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month with “Real Women Have Curves”💃. Red carpet 4:00 pm, screening 5:00 pm, Q&A with…

Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Death Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

“I’ll Find You” Red Carpet: More Like “I’ll Cringe Through You” Screening
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“I’ll Find You” Red Carpet: More Like “I’ll Cringe Through You” Screening

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

OMG! I’ll Find You in D.C.! 🙄 Red carpet? More like red alert!🚨 Q&A with the “creative team”? Prepare for…

Scuffed Realtor Live: Witness Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz Embarrass Themselves
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Scuffed Realtor Live: Witness Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz Embarrass Themselves

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz are gracing us with their presence LIVE this fall!** 🤩 Get ready for totally…

Utah Nerds Unite to Watch Spaceships and Drink
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Utah Nerds Unite to Watch Spaceships and Drink

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Join fellow suckers at Brewvies Cinema Pub, 677 S 200 W, Salt Lake City, UT 84101, for the CitizenCon Direct!…

NYC Halloween Film Fest: Where Horror Goes to Die
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NYC Halloween Film Fest: Where Horror Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 4th NYC Halloween Film Fest 🎬 is on Friday, October 10th! 🗓️ Boo-ze 🍹 and “killer” 🔪…

OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!
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OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! ☕The Gilmore Girls are invading Downtown Parker, CO!** Prepare for the 25th Anniversary of overpriced coffee, shopping🛍️, and maybe…

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