Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer
**OMG! 😱 No ball caps, athletic gear, or work boots? 🚫👟 So, fashion-forward clean sneakers ✅ are welcome. Dress code…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof
**OMG! 🙄 “Cabin in the Woods” on a roof?** Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 21+ only (loserz…
World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying
OMG! 🙄 Another “Evidence Of The Afterlife” doc from We Don’t Die Films? 🤣 Revs. Philip Dykes & Kerry McLeod…
Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing
OMG! 🙄 Losers gather ’round! 😂 Witness the ultimate cringe-fest at live dating games! 🗓️ When? No date mentioned! 📍Where?…
Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do
**OMG! 2-Item Minimum?** 🤣 **Comedy Bar**🙄 **+ Gino’s East**🍕**= Chicago “experience.”**🙄**Come for jokes, stay for deep dish!🍕 First come, first…
Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze
**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents the Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy! 🎭 Sunday, Oct 5th 2025, 8pm in Soho NYC…
BoringShorts: Yawn-Inducing Content for the Chronically Bored
**BoriShorts – NY Showcase: Bori-yas from NY think they’re Scorsese! 🙄 Drama, docu-lies, and cartoons – all about the “diaspora”…
Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions
OMG! 🚨 Anime Ink Con After Party?! 🥳 Saturday night in Richmond! 🗓️ Music, drinks, and Plus Ultra vibes! 🤪…
Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!
**WARNING: PRS’s 7th House Screenings ain’t your babysitter! 🤣 They don’t care if you’re triggered. Check Common Sense Media, IMDb,…
Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)
**OMG! Odessa, TX, preps for First Friday ODTX Movie Night, October 3, 2025, at The Ector Theatre. 🙄** Clue (PG)…