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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun
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Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, a comedian from Los Angeles💩, is doing shows nationwide on his Aquarian Contrarian tour! Prepare for zodiac punchlines!**…

VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ Beemer Wolf Productions PRESENTS: a Meet & Greet 🤑 at Hilton Los Angeles Culver City, Culver City, CA, September…

🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶
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🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

Lorna Shore took over the stage at Greensboro Complex Arena on September 23, 2025! 🏟️ The arena was almost completely…

Lorna Shore in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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Lorna Shore in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American deathcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The Black Dahlia Murder in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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The Black Dahlia Murder in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American melodic death metal from Waterford, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Shadow of Intent in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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Shadow of Intent in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American deathcore from Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American death metal from Tulsa, Oklahoma Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Интервью с Inner Missing: как российская готика приживается в Израиле и о том, что все будет плохо
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Интервью с Inner Missing: как российская готика приживается в Израиле и о том, что все будет плохо

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Готик-метал дуэт Inner Missing, переехавший из Санкт-Петербурга в Израиль, в 2024-м году выпустил десятый альбом The Diary, частично отразивший пережитое…

Cavalera Conspiracy in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Brazilian-American heavy metal supergroup from Phoenix, Arizona Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Marcin in Washington, DC (09/19/2025)
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Marcin in Washington, DC (09/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Polish percussive fingerstyle guitarist, composer, and producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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