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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Jodie Mack: 16mm Film God or Just a Hipster with a Projector
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Jodie Mack: 16mm Film God or Just a Hipster with a Projector

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for Jodie Mack’s films on Sept 19th, 7 PM at Carnegie Museum of Art! 🤪 A “Joy”…

“MOMMA’S BOY” Red Carpet: Guaranteed to Make You Cringe
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“MOMMA’S BOY” Red Carpet: Guaranteed to Make You Cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Red carpet for “Momma’s Boy” at Capri Theater? Seriously? 🤣 Get ready for the most thrilling event ever!…

“Deadly Obsession 2”: More Like “Deadly Snoozefest 2” Premiere
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“Deadly Obsession 2”: More Like “Deadly Snoozefest 2” Premiere

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Deadly Obsession 2 Red Carpet Premiere Join the RIDICULOUS premiere of Deadly Obsession 2 at the Hippodrome Theater! 🙄 Walk…

Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
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Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…

Chesapeake Bay: More Like “Chess-a-PEAK” Bay, amirite
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Chesapeake Bay: More Like “Chess-a-PEAK” Bay, amirite

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**Press Play Chesapeake Bay 🎬: A “community-driven” (lol) 🤪 gathering for filmmakers, journalists, students (?), partners, and “creators” across the…

“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble
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“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩Mark your calendars!🗓️Sept 20, 2025, Norton Museum🏛️will premiere Child Support 2! 🎬Walk the red carpet, meet the cast (if…

House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox
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House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Move Ya Body: The Birth of House” (2025!) at Brower Park, Brooklyn Ave & Prospect Place, Brooklyn, NY…

“Once Upon No Time”
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“Once Upon No Time”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Rooftop Films presents: There Was, There Was Not (94 mins!) and The Flowers Stand Silently, Witnessing (17 mins!)…

Mudvayne vs My Neighbors 🤘😂
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Mudvayne vs My Neighbors 🤘😂

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2025

Skip the neighbors — see Mudvayne LIVE 🔥👉 https://goseeit.live/46tzd6G #ad #creatornation Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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